The first indictment is a New York state charge in Manhattan for falsification of business records and violation of election finance law related to his affair with porn actress Stormy Daniels.
The second indictment is a federal charge in Florida for stealing and mutilating classified documents and obstruction of justice when the government tried to get them back.
The third indictment is a federal charge in Washington, DC for obstructing the electoral vote count on Jan 6 2021 and for trying to overthrow the election and defraud the government with fake electors.
The fourth indictment is a state charge in Georgia for election interference, relating to the same fake electors scheme, as well as threatening officials to change the election results.
Imagine if this was a human walking in the park and they see another human and they go over to socialise only to see that there is something not quite right with this person.
They move wrong, they speak with the wrong inflections, their hair and skin seem false. Their eyes are dead and unmoving.
It is the puppet of a being with higher intelligence beyond your own understanding, mimicking your humanity for its own amusement.
But yeah this is a really cute video
You forgot the bit where this puppet human is holding the biggest most succulent and fresh smelling blunt you’ve ever seen
imagining a world where askjeeves won out as the most popular search engine so people having arguments online end up saying stuff like “literally just ask jeeves about this, it’s not hard”